Okay, this is just straight up nas-tay... this teddy bear is made from a placenta! Yes, I said placenta. Are you still with me here? Don't be fooled - even though it looks like a leathery empanada bear, it is indeed crafted solely from afterbirth. Could anyone please explain to me why this is a good idea?
I need to go have a serious talk with my uterus now, just to be sure it's not hatching some kind of crazy plan behind my back.