If the Shoe Fits, Buy It! Oh Deer Waldorf pumps

These Oh Deer houndstooth print heels are covered in transparent sequins. I am jealous because my friend has these and they look amazing, but I do not want to be a style-thief so I am resigned to admiring them from afar. Sigh.

Feed Me Now! Blood foods

In honor of today's release of New Moon, the second installment in the Twilight film series, I am dedicating Feed Me Friday to the pursuit of bloody treats. The Cullens would surely approve.

Blood pudding
Blood pudding is a type of sausage made by cooking blood until it is thick enough to congeal when cooled. Yes, you read that correctly - blood pudding is heated and firmed up animal blood. Craving a hearty link of Type-AB? Get your arse to the U.K., where blood pudding is part of a traditional breakfast. That's right, start your day off right with a Blood McMuffin.

Blood Soup
If you prefer to consume your blood in its more natural, liquid form, then blood soup may be your poison of choice. I understand that it is also a stellar hangover remedy (possibly because the thought of eating it forces you to vomit uncontrollably, thus purging your system of lingering liquor?) 

Bloody Mary
Duh, you know what this is! A Bloody Mary is delicious brunchy goodness filled with my breakfast drink of choice, vodka.

Mad props to my favorite Twilight fan/family law attorney for this bloody good post idea.

Throwback - Waterfuls

It was virtually impossible to walk past a Waterful without playing with it. These plastic, water-filled wonders were played by pushing a button which moved the water within the container, thus maneuvering small rings or balls.

I wish I still had a Waterful, but I would fill it with little olives that you would have to maneuver into martini glasses (officially copyrighted by me, 2009... and patent pending, b*tches.)

WTF? Vein tights

So wrong. So very, very wrong. Everything from creams to laser beams are used to avoid veiny legs... but if that is the look you are going for, then these are the tights for you.

I hate to admit it, but they are actually kind of beautiful in the close up... (but I still couldn't bring myself to wear them).

Take Your Pick! Tattooed eyebrows

 Which are the most inspirational tattooed eyebrows?

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  Cat eyebrows
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  Cholla eyebrows
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  Cloud and rainbow eyebrows
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  Vine eyebrows

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And after the jump, a bonus pair of naughty tattooed eyebrows! Score!

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Licensed to thrill... Top 10 vanity license plates

Driving is a privilege, not a right. Blah, blah, blah.

One of the great "privileges" of finally owning a car is the ability to select personalized license plates, should you so choose. Here are some particularly interesting specimens of the vanity license plate...

1. A very Jonathan Swift sentiment in Virginia.

2. Rather appropriate for a Celica, no?

3. Delicious.

4. Driving Mr. Reaper.

5. From Cougar Town, Alabama.

6. Luuuuuke, I am your moooooother.

7. More of a Wednesday plate, but nonetheless...

8. Your mom. Hahahahaha.

9. Because "BTCHPLZ" was taken.

10. My sentiments exactly.

Retail Therapy - Seven Deadly Sins Candles

I am smitten with this set of votive candles from Z Gallerie... they each feature a light citrus scent and one of the seven deadly sins painted on the side. I think I would burn one per day, selecting the proper one to reflect my current sinful tendency.