


A bite of mushy old patties. Blech.





10. Michael Phelps - have a baby that comes out wearing a Speedo, smoking a bong
9. Kevin Bacon - mmm... a bacon baby...
8. Ian Ziering - have a baby Steve Sanders, complete with receding hairline during high school
7. Bob Saget - have your own baby Danny Tanner... every young mother's dream
6. Bruce Jenner - have an Olympic medal winning plastic-faced male lesbian impersonator baby (love you, Brucey!)
5. Jon Gosselin - have a baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby
4. Riann Wilson - have a baby Schrute... watch out for the beet stains
3. James Gandolfini - have a bada bing baby Tony Soprano
2. Christopher Mintz-Plasse - have your own baby McLovin!!!
1. Chuck Norris - you don't need to have the baby, this baby gives birth to itself
David Beckham:




I know this is a rather lame post, but I am just utterly thrilled that my life is my own again!

I also think this is a lovely futon-style chaise from West Elm - there are even different cover options:
For all the comfort-seeking gamers out there, check out this multimedia chaise lounge by Roberta Ramme:
Shoe-lovers may want to lounge outside in this heeled chaise from Sky Line Design - perhaps you may even wish to purchase a pair:
Finally, if you are into the outdoors but are also a fan of being deliciously lazy, check out this grass chaise lounge by Fung & Blatt: