It's the Hot Dog Hideaway, b*tches! This Build-It-Yourself Meat House Kit is definitely the fantabulous WTF? of the week. Mmm... meat hose... (oops, typo, but I'm leaving it in.)
Check this puppy out:
From Archie McPhee: "What child doesn't imagine a house made of meat during the holidays? Our bestselling Hot Dog Hideaway kit comes with enough cured deli slices and kosher dogs (Over 10 pounds!) to make a veritable McMansion of meat! Just follow the included blueprints and use the pate spackle to join it together and smooth over the rough edges. Not only will you get the complete Hot Dog Hideaway, but also a set of meat landscaping materials to make pimento loaf trees and meatball bushes."
Note: This kit will only remain edible for three weeks without refrigeration.
*I hate to admit it, but it turns out this product is a joke. I know this because I actually tried to purchase it, and got some damnable "April Fools" message. Booooh. My apologies go out to the anonymous carnivorous individual (if you think it was you, you are probably correct) to whom I would have happily mailed this bad boy.