I preferred to ask more narrowly tailored questions once I cut the initial options down:
- Does your person look like he is statutorily required to introduce himself to the neighbors when he moves into the neighborhood? (Bald guy in the back row, I'm looking at you...)
- Does your person look like she watches Lifetime movie-of-the-week marathons while sobbing into her cat's fur? (A beret? Really, lady?)
- Does your person look like an amatuer taxadermist / bolo tie collector? (Ahem, Justin in Row 2)
- Does your person look like someone who would be "randomly selected" for additional screening at the airport? (Back left, consider a little eyebrow wax maybe?)

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