The Office

In honor of yet another Monday, I have graciously decided to share with you some professional wisdom that I have picked up over the years... here are my top 5 tips:

1. Do not be embarrassed when a client hands you a gift in a Victoria's Secret bag and says "I hope they fit"... it could be a pair of flip flops.
2. Do not let the big boss catch you watching Youtube videos of ice-skating cheese races, even if you have a 10-spot on Gouda.
3. Do not google "fake meat" or "shaved cat," even if you are looking for a plastic ham or a Persian with a lion cut.
4. Do not tell a client that they are "so beefy," or backpedal by explaining that you just think they smell like meat.
5. Do not loudly use the term "one-eyed monster" when you really mean "green-eyed monster."