I have some big time, serious fears that I cannot get over. Some are ridiculous, but I am genuinely (if irrationally) terrified of the following things:
- Sneezing and biting off the tip of my tongue
- Becoming homeless
- Alligators and crocodiles (especially albino ones)
- Dying in the fiery mangled wreckage of a car on the freeway
- Becoming androgynous and being unidentifiable as a female
- My grandmother dying
- Waking up to find that all my teeth have fallen out
- Being accused of shoplifting (even though I have never and will never shoplift)
- Spontaneous combustion
- Breaking both my shin bones on the steering column in a car accident
I do now.
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