Do you want your child to grow up to be a doctor? Buy them this...
Do you want your child to grow up to be a stripper? Buy them this...
Yes, this is indeed a pole-dancing doll... a child-like doll that spins around a pole, complete with music and flashing lights. No word on whether it includes doll-sized dollar bills.*A special thanks to Officer Bad-Ass McLawyerly, Esq. for finding the pole-dancing doll tip... what exactly were you googling when you found that, anyway?
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