"Simon's a computer, Simon has a brain, you either do what Simon says or else go down the drain." Um, apparently that was Simon's slogan in the 80s... it's a little bit creepy, no?
I do believe that I have reached a pinnacle in my life. I have created a blog that can be found with any of the following search terms:
- "m 16 bacon"
- "cholla eyebrows"
- "labia in the sun"
- "geordi banana clip"
- "tattooed mustache"
- "fisher-price roller skates"
- "how to make a meat house"
Yes, my friends... all of these amazing things have painstakingly been compiled in one location for your enjoyment by none other than yours truly. My life has meaning.
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