The Cuchini Web site is a triumph of computing technology... among its many offerings are:
- celebrity camel toe images
- the camel toe diaries
- before and after camel toe photos
You can even anonymously send a Cuchini to a friend who unwittingly sports a camel toe. I am sure that if you received a camel toe preventer in the mail, you would immediately rack your brain to determine which of your friends adored you enough to be your anonymous Cuchini benefactor.
Marc Jacobs would certainly approve:
I will conclude by confirming that yes, the Cuchini mascot is borderline terrifying...