WTF? The Cuchini

The Cuchini is a new product designed to prevent what is commonly referred to as the "camel toe." Yes, it appears that we have finally evolved enough to necessitate stuffing a panel into our pants to achieve that "Barbie-esque" plastic smoothness. Females can now fully achieve the plastic look, from head to toe.

The Cuchini Web site is a triumph of computing technology... among its many offerings are:

• celebrity camel toe images
• the camel toe diaries
• before and after camel toe photos

You can even anonymously send a Cuchini to a friend who unwittingly sports a camel toe. I am sure that if you received a camel toe preventer in the mail, you would immediately rack your brain to determine which of your friends adored you enough to be your anonymous Cuchini benefactor.

Marc Jacobs would certainly approve:

I will conclude by confirming that yes, the Cuchini mascot is borderline terrifying...