Urban Outfitters offers a selection of stainless steel beauties, and their charming messages just might distract your colleagues from the fact that you are pouring whiskey into your coffee before the weekly staff meeting:
Toss Designs flasks are perfect for the busy traveler, because you never know when the mini bar might be running on empty, or when that horrid flight attendant refuses to fork over another bloody mary because you are "severely intoxicated" and "scaring the other passengers":
Thanks for the home coverage dawg, my new housefriends next door just bought some of this shit online, and so like I know what I can take thats worth money, you know? So now I dun have to carry heavy worthless black shit around, but rich white shit. Like this one time I was carrying around a bed that I stole, and there was a white bitch on it. I fucked her, but I mean i hurt my back from carrying the bed ya know?
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